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CLOCK IN: 466 ETH Or $874K Was Collected In Clutch Markets’ StonkBrokers’ Biggest Clock In Yet!

  • Writer: Kyle
    Kyle
  • 13 hours ago
  • 2 min read

466 Ethereum, or $874,000 USD, was just collected in the StonkBrokers’ biggest “clock in” yet!



Right after the stock markets closed on Friday, Clutch Markets was working after hours to launch its fifth ever Special Project, The Card Wall, a full-spectrum TCG ecosystem created by Dev and card collector named Point where holders get access todisocunted pricing on top tier cards, share in 33% of the revenue generated by a Gacha game, and more!

 

 

Unlike the first four Special Project drops, this one featured a bonding curve with a descending tax designed to discourage snipers from ape-ing into the contract right at launch. The tax started at 99% and dropped 1% every minute until the project sold out.



And yet, ape they did. The Card Wall raised 92.5 Ethereum and sold out in less than an hour, with the frenzy generating a whopping 466 Ethereum in fees!


 

Of the 466 Ethereum generated, 60% was recirculated into the growing StonkBrokers ecosystem through liquidity pooling and buybacks, while the remainder was distributed across 1,723 activated StonkBrokers wallets.


“unbelievable cook for the 1-month anniversary of StonkBrokers launching,” StonkBroker and Bored Ape Yacht Club member TDK tweeted. “I had no idea that when I activated 1 partner and 10 Floor Traders just 4 weeks ago that I’d receive over $6000 in dividends from a single clock in. congratulations to literally every single StonkBroker & gigantic WELL FKIN DONE to @OxSimpleFarmer for making this all possible through maximum innovation and iteration. how to celebrate a milestone? with a BUNCH of other insane milestones!”

 

Following The Card Wall’s launch and historic Clock In, SimpleFarmer took to Spaces to congratulate everyone on another successful project launch and told those who bought in at various points throughout the day that he’s bullish on what’s to come.


“But I don’t think it matters cause Point is going to cook on this thing,” SimpleFarmer said on a Space following the launch. “I’m incredibly bullish on Wall and I think this is a project that has  insane upside because of the scalability both on Web3 and the Web2 side. He’s going to be doing a lot of tournaments and events…He just has a passion for this. And when I’m speaking with someone with a passion for what they’re working on and I know they’re being financially rewarded for it, I know they’re going to cook.”



During the Space, SimpleFarmer went on to say that the antisniper tools used during today’s launch will eventually be available to token deployers for their own projects once StonkLauncher goes live.


The Gazette is working to bring you continued coverage of The Card Wall and the growing StonkBrokers ecosystem. Stay tuned for updates!

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