THE BORED APE GAZETTE

Intern season will be kicking off at the Stonk Exchange soon, and communication will be key! A few days ago, Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer joined Greeny and CraigCoinPurse’s Weekly Runner Podcast to talk all things Stonkbrokers and said that he can’t wait to welcome more creators to the firm. “Interns are going to major unlock,” 0xSimpleFarmer told the guys. “That’s going to be a lot of people pfp-ing a Stonkborker eco NFT that’s a much easier entry point than a Stonk

Pudgy Penguins will be waddling back to Walmart soon after the brand announced an all new partnership with the retail giant! On Tuesday, Pudgy Penguins took to LinkedIn and announced some big business with Walmart that will bring Pengu back to store shelves soon. “We’re proud to announce a new partnership with Walmart collectibles,” Pudgy Penguins announced. “Bringing Pengu to even more people around the world. Our mission is to make Pudgy Penguins part of everyday culture by

The Del Mundos are putting their people powered positivity into action after donating more than $15,000 across three conservation efforts chosen by their community! Last week, 2,009 quirky looking, handmade characters took to the digital polls and voted to donate $2,851 to Ashden, $6,161 to Galapagos, and $6,312 to the Conservation Collective as part of the Del Mundos’ first ever CLIMETA vote! “We're told we live in an age of indifference,” the Del Mundos tweeted. “Trust is f

Are you afraid of the dark? September scaries are coming to Robinhood Chain next week as the Meebits confirm that their all new survival game NightShades will launch sometime in the “middle of next week.” As the Gazette previously reported, NightShades is a Clutch Markets StonkBrokers Special Project where four factions, Ghosts, Zombies, Watchers, and Knights, are each represented by a token and pitted against one another in a randomized fight for survival! “Every 24 ho

There, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a StonkBroker collaboration! It was a Teaser Tuesday in Vibetown as the Good Vibes Club took to the timeline and shared an all new, 15 second trailer featuring one of its animated citizens walking home from work before dropping his suitcase in shock at the sight of something above! “What the fuck,” he said as the screen transitioned to the Good Vibes Club logo and the StonkBrokers suitcase. Following the teaser

From check your wallet to crack an egg! Just days after Moonbirds invited Moonbirds, Mythics, Oddities, and $BIRB holders to create their new Orange Cap Games Collector Profiles, the team announced the platform’s first reward: a digital trading card from global investment management firm VanEck’s new trading card game, Market Forces! “The first ever reward to be given out on our new OCG Collector Profile: The @MarketForcesTCG by VanEck x Birb promo card. Earn eggs on the OCG

The trenches are about to conduct a hostile takeover of Wall Street! A new short squeeze meta has made its way onchain as deployers pair memecoins against tokenized stocks on Robinhood Chain and now Clutch Markets’ StonkBrokers are getting in on the action! On Monday, after a token dubbed $BONER launched paired against tokenized shares of men’s health company Hims, Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer announced that these kinds of memecoin “Stonks” can now be launched agains

Waddle, you waiting for anon? Six months after Pudgy Penguins opened redemption for its Mystery Box NFTs, tonight is holders’ last chance to choose how they want to uncover what’s inside, either by having their box shipped to their door or ripped and vaulted by collectibles platform DYLI! “Shipping redemption for the @pudgypenguins Mystery Box closes at midnight tonight,” Dyli tweeted. “This is your LAST CALL to ship to you (midnight tonight) or to submit for Live Rips (closi

StonkBrokers, it’s time to suit up and clock in on Wall Street! This Thursday, the epicenter of global finance will transform into the New York Stonk Exchange as Clutch Markets Partner and avid NFT collector Adam Weitsman hosts a StonkBrokers Dinner in the city that never sleeps during NFT NYC! “Robinhood Chain IRL is the ALPHA,” Cltuch Markets tweeted. “If you are a Stonkbroker NFT holder or hold at least 666,666 $STONKBROKER tokens clock In for the Stonkbrokers' NFT NYC V

Absolute sorcery was afoot on Robinhood Chain this afternoon as Mancer officially opened its highly anticipated decentralized exchange on the popular L2! Whether you believe in magic or not, everyone can now trade like a wizard on Mancer and get great fills, set up recurring purchases, and more, all while their tokens stay in their wallets until the moment a trade occurs! “Mancer is now open to the public,” the platform tweeted. “Trade like a wizard. mancer.xyz.” Since its

Birbs and Brokers of a feather finance together! On Sunday, Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer stopped by Greeny and CraigCoinPurse’s Weekly Runner Podcast and announced that he’s working with Moonbirds on a special project that will serve as his squawk back at all the StonkBrokers derivatives nesting across Robinhood Chain! “It's going to be our answer to all of the derivatives that have launched,” he teased. “I am keenly aware, and at one point I was like, is this annoyi

Pump in the night or dump in the dark? This spooky season, the Meebits are teaming up with Clutch Markets for an onchain survival game where some spooky speculators’ bags will pump, while others’ holdings will be decimated by darkness every evening! This weekend, the Meebits released the “nightpaper” for their new game, NightShades, which is coming to Robinhood Chain sometime this September! The game features four factions, Ghosts, Zombies, Watchers, and Knights, each repre

From “Mutants are insane” to “Would you like fries with that?” Five years after Mutant Apes made their way to the swamp, Bored Ape Yacht Club member and notable on and off chain collector Spinotron finally aped in, picking up not one, but two insane primates! “MAYC 5th anniversary. Time for me to pick up my first M1 and M2,” Spinotron tweeted. “Took a lot of time. 4T, Solid Gold, Blue beam, rarest listed, with or without BAYC match.” Spinotron went on to explain the the

Birbs of a feather collect together! On Saturday, Moonbirds debuted its all new Orange Cap Games Collector Profile, inviting the flock to come together in one place for everything happening across the OCG ecosystem, both onchain and off, and get rewarded along the way! "Introducing the OCG Collector Profile. The hub that ties digital and physical collecting around the OCG ecosystem,” the project announced. “ he OCG Collector Profile is Moonbirds new home for all things nestin

A financial “STORMM” is coming to crypto after Clutch Markets unveiled plans for an options trading platform that will combine tokenized stocks, options premiums, and liquidity pools, all on Robinhood Chain. On Saturday, Clutch Markets founder 0xSimpleFarmer took to the timeline and announced STORMM, which stands for “Stock Token Optimized Regenerative Market Maker,” the engine behind the project’s next flagship product, Leverage Machine. Together, these products aim to give

You’ve seen their GIFs, you’ve collected their trading cards, and most of us have probably spotted them at our local Target. Now, Pax and Polly are coming to collectors in figurine form through an all new partnership with a European toy company that will send them waddling across the continent! Pudgy Penguins were flipping on Friday after the brand announced its all new partnership with Schleich, a 91 year old German toy manufacturer known for its collectible figurines. “A ne

With memecoins like CashCat, protocols like Pons, NFTs like StonkBrokers, and, of course, tokenized stocks from Apple, Amazon, and more, Robinhood Chain has quickly become one of the busiest ecosystems in crypto, with more than $25 billion in cumulative DEX volume in just two months! And now, it finally has a block explorer built to keep up with all that activity and help everyone trade smarter! On Friday, Clutch Markets officially launched Broker Tools, an all in one platfor

From metal to markets, NFT collector Adam Weitsman is officially running his own boutique brokerage firm after adding even more StonkBrokers to his collection! On Wednesday, Weitsman welcomed eight more pixelated StonkBrokers to his team, bringing his total workforce to 76 traders and further solidifying himself as the Wolf of Stonk Street! “Added some Stonks today off the floor,” he tweeted last night. “Having a lot of fun with this collection. Thank you @OxSimpleFarmer f

Since going live in July, Robinhood Chain has been one of the hottest blockchains in crypto, with projects like CashCat, Pons, Index, and StonkBrokers taking over the timeline with new and novel ideas combining crypto with tokenized stocks. Now, just eight weeks in, the chain has surpassed $25 billion in cumulative DEX volume! But while Robinhood Chain’s markets have been moving fast, finding and making sense of all that onchain data hasn’t always been so easy. That may be ch

Pudgy Penguins may have just gotten its first taste of the candy aisle with PEZ, but according to CEO Luca Netz, the fat flightless birds have another sweet activation in the works! On Thursday, Netz went live on Whatnot to rip Vibes TCG packs and give away Pudgy Penguins PEZ dispensers. While showing off the huddle’s collaboration with the iconic candy brand, Netz opened up about why partnering with the 99 year old company was such an important milestone for Pudgy Penguins a