THE BORED APE GAZETTE

Projects and their teams may come and go, and cloud storage standards may change, but art shouldn’t! For over a year, Bored Ape Yacht Club member Wutaner has been working on his project, Oncave, a fully onchain imaging service that aims to make sure the digital art of this era lasts for millennia, just like cave paintings have! “If Ethereum survives, does your NFT survive with it,” Wutaner tweeted earlier this month. “A contract can still record who owns a token while its i

This new Voyager is pretty ‘fly’ for being an AI generated fly! Earlier this month, researchers mapped out the more than 166,000 neurons in a male fruit fly’s central nervous system for science and accidentally kicked off a whole new meta of computerized flies making their way through digital worlds. And Yuga Labs’ Escapation knew he had to ape in! “I saw people have it play Minecraft and Doom, and I was a bit concerned about ethics, talked it through with GPT Astra and it

Clutch Markets introduced the world to its AI CEO in training, and its name is LAURA! Late last night, Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer took to the timeline and introduced crypto to the newest experiment to come out of the StonkBrokers ecosystem: L.A.U.R.A., short for Layered Autonomous Unified Reasoning Agents, a swarm of 20 AI agents working to “grow durable awareness, usage and revenue of the StonkBrokers products until $STONKBROKER crosses a $1B market cap valuation.

Now here’s an opportunity you can really grab hold of! Pudgy Penguins has been placing crane games in arcades across America all year, and now any business owner or eccentric collector can pick one up for themselves! On Tuesday, Pudgy Penguins Partnerships Lead Steve Starobinsky took to the timeline and shared a link to the Pudgy Penguins crane game from the brand’s partner, Pipeline Games. “Want a @pudgypenguins claw machine for your arcade, theatre, toy store, business, ma

From Fort Sumter, where the first shots of the American Civil War were fired in 1861, to Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s famous and fabulous pink house, Charleston, South Carolina, is filled with history and culture old and new. But when this Bored Ape Yacht Club member heads to the Palmetto State for ApeFest next month, there’s only one landmark he’s making a point to visit: the Waffle House by the airport. And he’s hoping every Ape can join him! For years, Bored Ape Yach

From bumps in the night to pumps and dumps onchain! Are you afraid of the dark, anon? Spooky season will be filled with plenty of scares on Robinhood Chain starting next week when Meebits’ all new survival game, NightShades, launches on September 14! NightShades, a Clutch Markets StonkBrokers Special Project, centers on four factions: Ghosts, Zombies, Watchers, and Knights. These four factions are represented by their own tokens and NFTs, all of which will have to see how the

Meet Pax at the mall! From the igloo to one of America’s biggest shopping centers, Pudgy Penguins just made a massive move into retail, literally, with a giant Pax statue now standing inside American Dream Mall’s Toys “R” Us! The new display is showcasing Pudgy Penguins’ latest toys, created in partnership with Schleich, the 91 year old German toy manufacturer known for its collectible figures! Getting a roughly five foot tall Pax into a mall this packed is no small feat.

Big things are coming in small packages around the igloo as Pudgy Penguins waddle further into retail with a brand new collection of finger sized figurines! On Tuesday, Head of Pudgy Ukraine and podcaster Maximus took to the timeline with an all new unboxing video of Pudgy Penguins’ latest product, giving the huddle its first look at this miniature collection featuring the brand’s mascot, Pax! “I finally got these cuties home, and the story behind them is crazy Maximus said

Providing liquidity on tokens and tokenized stocks is now as simple as staking on Robinhood Chain after Clutch Markets rolled out its all new Smart LP Protocol, making one of the most lucrative but daunting aspects of crypto as easy as depositing cash into a high yield savings account! On Tuesday, Clutch Markets launched its all new liquidity pool protocol dubbed Smart LP, inviting anyone and everyone across crypto and beyond to put 63 tokenized stocks, as well as $STONKBROK

From Apes on top to Apes on top of a wedding cake! The couple that Apes together stays together around the swamp and beyond! Over the weekend, Bored Ape Yacht Club member Meirav announced that she and Javier tied the knot, revealing that their primates were on the guest list and atop the cake! “We recently got married,” Meirav tweeted. “And of course we had to make a special @BoredApeYC cake topper to celebrate the occasion. 3D modeled by the one and only @RidazLp2 and ha

The NFT space is buzzing this evening after UnVault announced that its flagship NFT collection, Genesis Bugz, will be a StonkBrokers Special Project! Before blockchains everywhere get infested with crosschain NFTs courtesy of UnVault and its tech, the highly anticipated NFT marketplace and launch platform announced that it’s partnering with Clutch Markets to bring Genesis Bugz into the StonkBrokers ecosystem. “IT’S OFFICIAL, UnVault tweeted. “Genesis Bugz is now a StonkBroker

Monday may have been a holiday, but not for StonkBrokers! Seven and a half weeks after Clutch Markets launched StonkBrokers on Robinhood Chain, the project is entering its “PRIME,” kicking off its next phase with a listing on Gate, the world’s seventh largest centralized exchange! “This marks the beginning of Operation PRIME: Partnerships, Reach, Integrations, Markets & Expansion,” Clutch Markets Partner and Avid NFT collector Adam Weitsman tweeted. “The next phase for StonkB

While Halloween is still more than a month away, it’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas around the igloo! This winter, Pudgy Penguin Kent DeFi CPA will be brewing up some holiday cheer around the huddle with his all new Berry Merry Christmas Tea Sampler gift boxes, featuring his Santa hat wearing Lil Pudgy! “Finally using my Santa Hat @LilPudgys#15735 IP for a Christmas Gift Sampler,” he tweeted this morning. Bought this lil guy in Sept 2023, his time has come!!! @pudgyp

From gotta catch ’em all to gotta share ’em too! Bored Ape Yacht Club member TKG has been on a mission to be the very best collector like no one ever was since he was a kid, and for the past 100 days, he’s been sharing that passion with the timeline by posting a different Pokémon card from his collection every single day! On Sunday, he crossed a personal milestone when he shared his 100th card on his 100th straight day of posting, and it was a banger: a Base Set holographic C

Pudgy Penguins crane games are really picking up! On Saturday, the brand’s Head of Partnerships Steve Starobinsky took to the timeline with an update on Pudgy Penguins’ waddle into indoor adventure park chain Urban Air, revealing that its claw machines are now in 68 locations across 27 states, with dozens more on the way! “Since launching in Urban Air locations, we’ve grown to 68 claw machines across 27 states, with 45 more on the way and roughly 114 locations expected by yea

From the Stonk Exchange to mainnet, the memecoin trenches are about to get a little safer after Clutch Markets announced that its liquidity locker tech was going crosschain! On Saturday, Clutch Markets announced that its Safety Deposit Box was expanding beyond Robinhood Chain and across the Ethereum ecosystem, inviting teams, developers, and deployers to lock up their tokens’ liquidity for half the traditional cost and tap into the user base of activated StonkBrokers! “The

Signal detected! HV-MTLs are officially searching for alpha and opportunities across crypto with their all new Syndicate team, whose mission is to amplify community feedback across the scrap yard and bring home opportunities for holders from beyond! “Introducing the HV-MTL: Syndicate A community ran advisory and collab management team,” HV-MTL tweeted on Friday. “The Syndicate will help: - Bounce ideas + provide feedback - Create content - Bring alpha through external colla

Now that’s what I’m talking about! Socializing around the swamp and beyond just got a serious update! On Friday, Yuga Labs’ Project Manager Pm0721 took to the timeline with an article titled “Otherside Social Overhaul,” where he announced that the metaverse now features four different ways to communicate with frens old and new. With this update, Voyagers can now use Global Chat to talk with everyone across Otherside, World Chat to communicate with others in a specific world,

Last night in New York City’s Financial District, nestled on the corner of Water and Wall Street, Adam Weitsman hosted a private event at French bistro La Marchande for 50 StonkBrokers, celebrating the five week old NFT project that’s taken over Robinhood Chain. And everyone was clocked in for a good time with great people! “You guys are like family to me even though we all just met,” Weitsman told the group. “My happiness is being around you guys, it means everything to me.

Intern season will be kicking off at the Stonk Exchange soon, and communication will be key! A few days ago, Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer joined Greeny and CraigCoinPurse’s Weekly Runner Podcast to talk all things Stonkbrokers and said that he can’t wait to welcome more creators to the firm. “Interns are going to major unlock,” 0xSimpleFarmer told the guys. “That’s going to be a lot of people pfp-ing a Stonkborker eco NFT that’s a much easier entry point than a Stonk