NEW YEAR, NEW LOOK: This Pudgy Penguin Turned Grok Into a Barber And Together They’re Giving Everyone Bowl Cuts!

From models to the Federal Reserve chair, no one is safe from this Pudgy Penguin, who’s turned Grok into a barber, and they are handing out bowl cuts to everyone on the timeline!

Bitcoin and Pudgy Penguin maxi SlimSats is leaving charts and figures in 2025, opting instead to start the year with scissors and AI as he hands out bowl cuts in the comment sections of celebrities both inside and outside of Web3, and he’s making quite the buzz.

“Grok, give this man a bowlcut haircut,” Sats wrote on photos of Barron Trump, Jerome Powell, the Stranger Things Cast, Vitalk Buterin, and many more Web3 frens and famous people!

 

“I saw the current meta of people using Grok to customize pictures,” Sats told the Gazette “Much of it was sort of salacious, so I thought I’d put a more wholesome and humorous spin on the trend by giving random people bowlcuts. The bowlcut is a legendary trait for Pudgy Penguins, so I knew my Penguin brothers and sisters would get a kick out of it!”

And get a kick out of it they did. Pudgies across the igloo loved seeing Sats’ haircut content fill their feeds and bring back early penguin vibes.

“I feel like @SlimSats is channeling his inner Elmo,” Pudgy Penguins Lead PPMcghee tweeted. “Because this is exactly what he would do. We’ve never been more back. Pudgy Penguins.”

 

 

The Gazette will continue to follow SlimSats as he and his AI scissors work their magic on X, and we’ll keep you posted on all things Penguin in 2026. Stay tuned for updates!