READY. SET. SAFE LAUNCH: Clutch Markets’ New StonkBrokers Tech Is Live, Memecoins Are Getting Deployed , And SimpleFarmer Is Working To Make Crypto "Better One Day At A Time."
- Kyle
- 2 hours ago
- 2 min read
$Nips out. $Cockin. And don’t forget frens of the trading floor $Smoovie the Cat and $Kevar the AI agent!
On Monday, Clutch Markets made its new Safe Launch by StonkBrokers tech available on Robinhood Chain, giving developers access to a customizable suite of anti-snipe tools designed to foster fairer token launches and better distributions.
“Introducing Safe Launch, a core feature,” the project announced. “Anyone can bring their token, or deploy a new token, and customize the entire bond. Customize your decay, you can adjust the anti-snip timer, starting parameters, and even customize your tokens contract address. Select one or two base pairs, including stock tokens, and set your bonding market cap. Enable pre-bond trading and use anti-snip time decay during the window…. Permissionless fair launches with customizable infrastructure for any team building on Robinhood Chain.”
Following the launch of Safe Launch, Clutch Markets founder 0xSimpleFarmer had to make some changes on the fly and he told the community on Spaces that he plans to keep upgrading the platform and making it better and better.
“This is the first time I’ve launched a launchpad,” he joked. “You learn things. It’s been an adventure and you work through it. Give me a couple of days and we will have this thing really really purring but in the meantime be careful."
As SimpleFarmer keeps working to improve the platform, 48 tokens have already been launched via Safe Launch, and people are having a ton of fun meme-ing the Robinhood ecosystem, the StonkBrokers expanded universe, and even SimpleFarmer’s personal lore.
Some of the most popular tokens to hit the trading floor so far are Nips, inspired by SimpleFarmer’s shirtless videos; Cockin, a parody of “clock in”; Kevar, an AI agent with his own X account; and Smoovie, a token that’s a deep dive into SimpleFarmer’s crypto past.
“I saw somebody made a Smoovie Williams coin, which is hilarious” he said on Spaces. “ the reason that’s funny is because the first chain developed on was called Sanko Chain and its founder was called Smoovie Williams and the token that I launched on that chain was called Smoovie Phone, It was like a Nokia with this cat on it. Its funny somebody put together all those pieces and made a token… That is some deep shit there for real!”
As the Space continued, SimpleFarmer reiterated that he is on a mission to make crypto a better space and that he appreciates everyone’s support.
“I’m happy to answer any questions,” he said. “I just want you to know I am a human. I am a man, I’m 31 years old and I have a kid and a family, and I’m just trying to fix problems we have in crypto, slowly one day at a time. So, I appreciate everyone’s patience and this community, especially those who support me in the Discord, and X, and in the comment section. That’s not something ill forget. I hope I get to meet every one of you in real life one day.”
For more information on Safe Launch or to check out the StonkBrokers ecosystem, visit the StonkBrokers website here: https://www.stonkbrokers.cash/safe-launch
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