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"WE'RE GOING TO BE HIRING SOME HELP": Clutch Markets Confirms Interns Are Coming!

  • Writer: Kyle
    Kyle
  • 2 hours ago
  • 2 min read

Interns will eventually be making their way to the StonkBrokers ecosystem, but exactly how and when remains to be seen!



On Thursday, Clutch Markets took to the timeline and officially confirmed that Interns will be grabbing coffees, fixing printers, and getting to work soon at the Stonk Exchange!



“Day 33 on Robinhood Chain for Stonkbrokers,” Clutch Markets tweeted. “1.4 million dollars in marketing rewards distributed to active Stonkbrokers 20% of the total $Stonkbroker supply burned forever We’ve been busy, so we’re going to be hiring some help.”


 

As the Gazette previously reported, Clutch Markets founder 0xSimpleFarmer officially confirmed that Interns are coming to the StonkBrokers ecosystem during an episode of Coffee with Captain earlier this week.


 

During that Space, 0xSimpleFarmer confirmed that the Intern art was already in the works and explained that these new hires are being designed so they do not dilute existing StonkBrokers’ share of the ecosystem’s marketing rewards.


“Interns are going to let people not have the rewards flow and power that a whole StonkBroker has, but maybe 5% of it,” he said. “I think it just makes sense. I know there are a lot of people who want to be part of our marketing machine, pfp-ing a StonkBroker, but they cant get in. so I want to give people that option. But I have to do it without diluting the original product.”


0xSimpleFarmer went on to explain that the idea is for StonkBroker holders to have the option to create Intern NFTs and allocate them a portion of their Broker’s existing marketing rewards.


“This instead allows the OG StonkBrokers to, if they want, to create interns and monetize via their interns by just offering up a share of their current marketing rewards,” SimpleFarmer said. “It’s cutting the pie into smaller pieces rather than diluting it.”

 

The Gazette will continue to follow all things StonkBrokers and will let you know when more information about these Interns becomes available. Clock in and stay tuned for updates!

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