MEMES MEET MUTUAL FUNDS: Oakmont Vault Is Bringing A Self Yielding Index Fund Of Stocks, Crypto, And $STONKBROKER To Robinhood Chain As A Clutch Markets Special Project!

Memes are about to meet mutual funds on Robinhood Chain as an all new, self yielding index fund that pays homage to The Wolf of Wall Street and holds some of the biggest assets in the world gets ready to launch as a Clutch Markets StonkBrokers Special Project!

In 1989, Jordan Belfort, AKA the “Wolf of Wall Street,” co-founded Stratton Oakmont, an over the counter brokerage house that would go on to defraud investors and later inspire one of the best movies of all time.

Now, in the big 2026, a new Oakmont is coming to Robinhood Chain, and this one hopes to give holders onchain exposure to a basket of stocks, crypto, and other assets while turning those holdings into collateral they can borrow against.

 

“Oakmont Vault is a future-forward index designed to give users simple exposure to assets expected to shape technology and finance. Rather than requiring users to manage individual positions, the protocol buys and holds a fixed, non-rebalancing basket in a public vault using its own revenue.”

 

The Oakmont Vault index will be comprised of 11.875%. Space X, 11.875% Nvidia, 11.875% Apple, 11.875% QQQ (NASDAQ ETF), 11.875% GameStop, 11.875% Oil, 11.875% Tesla, 11.875% Ethereum, and 5% $STONKBROKER.

 

“Every dollar entering the vault is deployed across the same basket, and that basket never trades against itself,” Oakmont explained in its Whitepaper. “What you get is a collateral base built on technology, equities, digital assets, and hard assets, instead of the fragmented and reflexive collateral that DeFi credit has been stuck underwriting for years.”

 

With Oakmont Vault, token holders will not only be able to gain exposure to all of these assets onchain, but also borrow against their holdings at a loan to value ratio of 75%, giving crypto users access to additional liquidity without having to sell their positions to enter new ones.

  “Oakmont buys the basket. TKN gets you exposure to it. sTKN turns that exposure into credit,” the project wrote. “The layer for a world where real equity lives on-chain, 24/7.”

 

Oakmont Vault’s token is set to drop as a Clutch Markets StonkBrokers Special Project sometime over the next 96 hours.

 

For more information or to ape in, check out the StonkBrokers website here: https://www.stonkbrokers.cash/launcher

 

 

The Gazette will continue to follow Oakmont Vault and will let you know when it officially launches. Stay tuned for updates!