THE BORED APE GAZETTE

Clutch Markets debuted its Safe Launch by StonkBrokers earlier this week, and now this broker and his frens want to make a game of it! Since Monday, more than 400 coins have been deployed via Clutch Markets’ Safe Launch by StonkBrokers, the first phase of the project’s highly anticipated memecoin launchpad. Together, those launches have generated more than $2.05 million in gross pre-bond volume as the platform looks to improve token distribution and create fairer launches for

The NFT space has been a graveyard for quite a while, with dead projects stacking up everywhere. But while most collectors hope to avoid spooky, scary skeletons, this collector decided to transform his wallet into a crypt! Halloween officially began for Bored Ape Yacht Club member Spinotron this week after he purchased not one, but two Skeleton Meebits from fellow collector Joker Shop for 8 ETH each, or roughly $30,000 USD in total! “Just added Skeleton x2 in last couple of d

Opportunity is calling around the huddle! From Pudgy Penguins on your phone to Pudgy Penguins on your phone case! On Tuesday, cell phone accessories company SOLYD announced an exciting new licensing opportunity for Pudgy Penguin holders, giving them the chance to have their Pudgies featured on a new line of phone cases. “Pudgy Penguin iPhone cases are coming,” SOLYD tweeted. “Holders can now submit their @pudgypenguins via @OverpassIP for a chance to be featured on our first

Be greedy when others are fearful and Clock In when others have clocked out! Amid a massive downturn for the StonkBrokers ecosystem and grave dancing on Robinhood Chain, Clutch Markets announced on Tuesday that its highly anticipated token launchpad, dubbed Stonk Launcher, would be opening soon with the launch of the dApp’s first theme coin, $CLOCKIN. “$CLOCKIN (independent team) launches via the launcher in the next 24 hours,” Clutch Markets announced. “100 hours after the $

$Nips out. $Cockin. And don’t forget frens of the trading floor $Smoovie the Cat and $Kevar the AI agent! On Monday, Clutch Markets made its new Safe Launch by StonkBrokers tech available on Robinhood Chain, giving developers access to a customizable suite of anti-snipe tools designed to foster fairer token launches and better distributions. “Introducing Safe Launch, a core feature,” the project announced. “Anyone can bring their token, or deploy a new token, and customize

Talk about chasing the river on the river! Bored Ape Yacht Club member Amarok’s years of playing poker paid off Sunday as he went all in from the water and won the club’s first ever members only poker tournament! Things were anything but boring on Sunday when hundreds of Apes and Mutants headed to Ape Church. But they weren’t there for prayer. They were there for poker! Among them was BAYC member Amarok, who joined the club back in May 2025, and while he may be new around the

A better kind of token launch is now available on Robinhood Chain, and everyone from memecoin trenchers and day traders to deployers and true believers is invited to clock in! On Monday, Clutch Markets founder 0xSimpleFarmer announced that Safe Launch by StonkBrokers was officially live, ahead of the full release of the project’s memecoin token launchpad! “Introducing Safe Launch, a core feature,” the project announced. “Anyone can bring their token, or deploy a new token,

Look at that subtle black and green coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even earns fees. Token snipers beware! Clutch Markets is getting ready to open its anti-sniper tech to every developer on Robinhood Chain, and you can earn a share of the fees generated by claiming a ‘Clock In Card!’ “Distribution. Distribution. Distribution,” Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer tweeted. “Tomorrow the StonkBrokers Safe Launch anti sniper customizable token launch feat

From the pews to the poker tables, things were anything but boring on ApeChain this afternoon as hundreds of Bored Ape Yacht Club members attended Ape Church’s Sunday service poker tournament, and this is just the beginning! After four and a half hours of bluffs, bad beats, and all-ins, Ape Church’s first ever BAYC members only freeroll poker tournament came to a close, with Amarok defeating CliveOnchain heads up to win the grand prize, Mutant Ape #4006, a Gimboz, and 10,000

From the land of New York to the realm of Robinhood Chain, a new adventure begins for Adam Weitsman after the avid NFT collector became the number one holder of ChainMancer NFTs! It was a spellbound Sunday across the expanding StonkBrokers ecosystem as the HV-MTL owner struck a deal with Mancer founder Michael Hirsch, better known as The SlopFather, summoning 101 mystical ChainMancers and 5 million coins into his wallet and instantly making him the collection’s largest holder