THE BORED APE GAZETTE

All Bored Apes are grails and PSA 10 J-Pegs, but some are just a beam above the rest! Late last night, Bored Ape Yacht Club member and avid collector Gatorsdores purchased Bored Ape #6034, a bored, beaming, and dapper primate, for 42.3 Eth, or $79,500 USD. “Had to cop this blue beams @BoredApeYC … been looking for one of these for a while,” Gatorsdores tweeted. @GrailsOTC hope you approve” After the pickup, Gatorsdores told the Gazette that he believes Apes are in a cl

Be greedy when others are fearful and clock in when others are clocking out! On Wednesday, Clutch Markets’ StonkBrokers ecosystem experienced its first major pullback since launching on Robinhood Chain on July 17, as the $STONKBROKER token fell 33% from its all time high. But while there was blood in the streets, notable Bored Ape Yacht Club member and Panini Blockchain collector Spinotron decided it was finally time to bid, and he did it with a collector’s mindset! Spinotron

Talk about a gold rush and sugar high! On Wednesday, sports and entertainment collectibles company Candy Digital held a reverse auction for its 2026 MLB Gold Series ICONs featuring some of baseball’s brightest young stars, and the packs sold out fast! “Candy Digital's second 2026 MLB Gold Series ICONs release, Next Gen, concluded today on candy.io, with all 36 packs claimed in 22 minutes for a total of $29,000 by 18 lucky collectors,” the brand announced in a press release.

The citizen of Vibetown will be clocking in on the trading floor of Robinhood Chain soon! On Wednesday, Good Vibes Club took to the timeline and teased that it is working with Clutch Markets founder and StonkBrokers creator 0xSimpleFarmer on something. “Clock in,” the project tweeted. “@goodvibesclubx @OxSimpleFarmer.” At this time, neither Good Vibes Club nor 0xSimpleFarmer has revealed what they are working on or what GVC and StonkBrokers collectors can expect from the c

From the big screen in Otherside to the small screen on YouTube. Following the packed out premiere of Year One: Persistent Otherside earlier this month at the Starfield Gallery in the Nexus, Yuga Labs’ first ever mini documentary is now available on YouTube, and everyone’s invited to check it out. The film follows the earliest days of the always-on Otherside, starting with the fact that July 24, 2025, wasn’t supposed to be the beginning of a persistent world at all! “Wha

From the swamp to onchain salvation, Bored Ape Yacht Club members are heading to church this Sunday, but they won’t be praying. They’ll be playing poker! Things were anything but boring on Wednesday after the BAYC took to the timeline and shared the good news that Bored Apes and Mutants are invited to take part in a free to play poker tournament at ApeChain’s native casino dApp, ApeChurch, with thousands of dollars worth of $APE, NFTs, and even aMutant Ape up for grabs! “Apes

From atten-hut to atten-trippy! Yesterday was anything but boring around the swamp after one of the Bored Ape Yacht Club’s most avid collectors added another trippy fur primate to his collection simply because he likes Apes. On Monday, BAYC member No_Name_Ape purchased Bored Ape #820 for 23.5 ETH, or $44,200 USD. Bored Ape #820 is a seven trait trippy fur primate with a Vietnam era helmet, a Gayabera shirt, and a silver stud earring, making him the 1,165th rarest primate

As the old Otherside meme goes, what the fuck is a Koda? Turns out, it’s a flex! Yesterday, Bored Ape Yacht Club member One Eyed Kevie set his sights on the blingiest Mega Koda in the metaverse and added the crystallized creature to his collection! “Is it a geologist's dream? Or his worst nightmare,” Kevie tweeted along with a photo of his new Koda. “Cavernous Loot Mega Koda #9929. Thank you @nichoviss for the deal.” Tonight, we do not know how much Kevie paid for his cryst

Memes are about to meet mutual funds on Robinhood Chain as an all new, self yielding index fund that pays homage to The Wolf of Wall Street and holds some of the biggest assets in the world gets ready to launch as a Clutch Markets StonkBrokers Special Project! In 1989, Jordan Belfort, AKA the “Wolf of Wall Street,” co-founded Stratton Oakmont, an over the counter brokerage house that would go on to defraud investors and later inspire one of the best movies of all time. Now, i

NFT collector Adam Weitsman is a Clutch Markets partner, and all 61 of his StonkBrokers are officially floor traders! On Monday, Weitsman revealed that he activated all 61 of his StonkBrokers to the tune of 4 million $STONKBROKER, worth roughly $117,000 USD, according to Blockscout. Weitsman’s 61 StonkBrokers are now clocked in alongside 1,668 other Brokers, bringing the total number of activated StonkBrokers to 1,729. These activated Brokers can earn payouts in the form of