THE BORED APE GAZETTE

From the land of New York to the realm of Robinhood Chain, a new adventure begins for Adam Weitsman after the avid NFT collector became the number one holder of ChainMancer NFTs! It was a spellbound Sunday across the expanding StonkBrokers ecosystem as the HV-MTL owner struck a deal with Mancer founder Michael Hirsch, better known as The SlopFather, summoning 101 mystical ChainMancers and 5 million coins into his wallet and instantly making him the collection’s largest holder

Live by the sword, ape after a Clock In, and buy what you like. This is the way of the warrior and collector! On Friday, Bored Ape Yacht Club member and StonkBroker TDK received a mid-four figure Clock In reward after Clutch Markets' fifth Special Project, The Card Wall, launched and generated 466 Eth, or $874,000 USD, in fees for activated Brokers thanks to the platform’s new Anti-Snipe tech! As StonkBrokers filled the timeline with posts about the historic Clock In, TDK too

Marco Rubio is realizing he is his Penguin and his Penguin is him, thanks to a recently revealed birthday card that sits in his office! United States Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been meme’d many times since taking office last year after a photo of him slumped on a couch in the Oval Office “realizing” went viral. The meme doesn’t just play well online with frens and foes of the Secretary of State. His own coworkers love it, too. So much so that they made him a birthda

From spinning tracks in clubs and bars to spending nine straight years working security at music festivals, Bored Ape Yacht Club member Pillow has spent much of his life following the beat, and now he’s bringing those vibes to the Otherside! Music has been a part of Pillow’s life for as long as he can remember. As a kid, he knew he wanted to do something in the industry, making his own beats on ACID Pro and passing them around at school. By his late teens and early twenties,

Come all ye Ape-ful! Tomorrow morning, Bored Apes and Mutants are invited to make their way from the swamp to the pews of ApeChain’s native casino dApp, ApeChurch, not for prayers, but for poker! “Apes, we’ve been invited to Sunday Service,” the BAYC tweeted this afternoon. “@ApeChurch is hosting a freeroll poker tournament for BAYC/MAYC holders. No buy-in. No excuses. August 16 - 10AM PT. Seats are limited.” Sunday’s tournament is shaping up to be ApeChurch’s largest poker g

466 Ethereum, or $874,000 USD, was just collected in the StonkBrokers’ biggest “clock in” yet! Right after the stock markets closed on Friday, Clutch Markets was working after hours to launch its fifth ever Special Project, The Card Wall, a full-spectrum TCG ecosystem created by Dev and card collector named Point where holders get access todisocunted pricing on top tier cards, share in 33% of the revenue generated by a Gacha game, and more! Unlike the first four Special P

A smooth launch and a fast presale were in the cards this evening as the fifth Special Project to come out of the Clutch Markets StonkBrokers ecosystem dropped, inviting everyone to get in on a trading card game adventure! On Friday, The Card Wall, a “full-spectrum TCG ecosystem” built around collectibles, commerce, and competitive play by Point One Five, launched on Robinhood Chain, raising 92.5 Ethereum in just under an hour! Unlike drops past, this one featured a bonding

Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer was looking more like Jigsaw this evening after asking StonkBrokers if they wanted to play a game. Following the stealth launch of Sleuth, 0xSimpleFarmer got to work promoting the StonkBrokers ecosystem’s next Special Project on Robinhood Chain, The Card Wall. “1,658 NFTs were just airdropped directly into the token bound wallets of unactivated, unowned brokers in the Anvil AMM,” he tweeted. “→ 173 carry a Yardkeeper → 19 carry a Chain Ma

The fourth Special Project out of the Clutch Markets StonkBrokers ecosystem just dropped, but it’s been scouring X and the blockchains right alongside you for while! On Thursday, Sleuth Intel, a live market intelligence platform for prediction markets and crypto (think aixbt), shared its full tokenomics and invited everyone in at a $5M fully diluted valuation. But the catch? Nobody knew exactly when it would go live. The stealth drop happened this evening. $SLEUTH quietly

From prompt to physicals! Everything will be Doodles soon as the project announced that its highly anticipated Toy Factory, where anyone and everyone can turn their ideas into Doodle-fied physical collectibles, will officially open on August 19! “The factory opens 8.19,” Doodles tweeted. As the Gazette previously reported, Doodles has been rolling out AI powered products all year, starting with its image generator, which can Doodle-fy any image into its artist’s Burnt Toast’s