THE BORED APE GAZETTE

The Normies 40×40 pixel grid has never had more depth! This week, something extraordi-normie happened onchain as longtime NFT collector Adam Weitsman teamed up with crypto artist Coldie to create a one of a kind Normie whose pixels really pop off the screen. “I’m very grateful today to add the first 3D stereoscopic @normiesart canvas created by one of my all time favorite artists @coldie,” Weitsman tweeted Monday. “This is the first 3D Normie in the collection, created by

From blockchains and phone screens to desks and office spaces, Pax and Polly are waddling into your everyday life with a brand new line of Pudgy Penguins products that are as useful as they are cute! “Introducing our Pudgy Essentials collection, a fresh lineup of essentials, designed to complement your everyday routines.” The Pudgy Essentials collection consists of 12 products ranging from stickers and stationery to stress balls and water bottles, all featuring crypto’s cut

Return to Monkee? Sort of! On Tuesday, X owner and the world’s richest man, Elon Musk, was “laughing out loud” after retweeting an old screenshot from when he changed his profile photo to a troop of Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs and tweeted, “I dunno… seems kinda fungible.” Following Musk’s tweet this afternoon, normies laughed, Apes celebrated their place in the cultural zeitgeist all these years later, and OGs who have been in the Bored Ape Yacht Club since the beginning reca

While NFT projects like Normie and StonkBrokers are designed to be deflationary, Bored Apes aren’t. But that didn’t stop one collector from reducing the supply around the swamp by one. Amid a barrage of Bored Ape fear, uncertainty, and doubt from everyone from longtime holders to NFT haters over the weekend, Argonaut collector Ossen tweeted, “30 ETH ready to deploy. Which BAYCs should I sweep? lol jk. I collect things with value.” The post led many Apes to Ossen’s comme

Pax and Polly are grabbing their passports and heading east as Pudgy Penguins teams up with one of Asia’s biggest character brands that’s story looks a lot like what the Huddle hopes to accomplish! On Monday, Pudgy Penguins took to the timeline and announced an all new partnership with LINE FRIENDS, the cute and cuddly character brand that has become massively popular across markets including China, Japan, and South Korea. “Something is coming @LINEFRIENDS,” Pudgy Penguins wr

Payroll at the Stonk Exchange just got a major update! With Interns officially joining the firm, Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer has updated the ecosystem’s Clock In system, inviting these bright eyed and pixelated new hires to officially clock in and get paid while introducing several other changes to the protocol! “Clock In 3.0 is live,” Clutch Markets announced. “It marks the start of $STONKBROKER buybacks: every election now defaults to $STONKBROKER, so every round

ApeFest is just 26 days away, and while everyone around the swamp is excited for the main event at Beeple Studios in Charleston, that isn’t the only thing happening down South! On Monday, the BAYC shared an updated ApeFest 2026 calendar featuring 14 side events taking place from Thursday, October 15, through Sunday, October 18, giving primates plenty to sign up for and attend across the Palmetto State! From midnight waffles at the Waffle House by the airport with MoreThan

From gains to grails, one of the memecoin trenches’ most recognizable faces has found his way back to the swamp after picking up an aesthetic Bored Ape that he says will stay in his vault forever! You’ve seen him trading in public on FOMO, and now he’s kicking it around the swamp. On Monday, MINHxDYNASTY acquired Bored Ape #29 for 13 ETH, or roughly $36,000 USD, via Yuga Labs’ over the counter trading desk, GrailsOTC. “Really grateful to have just acquired bored ape #29,

Whether you’re looking for work or someone to hire, or you just want to chat, your fellow StonkBrokers and Interns are now just a buzz and a beep away! On Sunday, Clutch Markets announced Pager, a new dApp built specifically for the firm that lets Brokers and Interns message one another, post jobs, and clock in with the community! “High-level forces need a high-level communications system to execute on marketing and coordinate objectives,” Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFar

21 smart contracts, four factions, and six nights of violent liquidity swings. NightShades has given Robinhood Chain plenty of scary stories to tell in the dark, but after its first week, Meebits CEO Sergito is stepping into the light to explain what actually happened. It was a spooky, scary Sunday on X as Sergito took to the timeline with a Darkness Debrief, where he broke down what’s been going bump on the blockchain. “We have now completed six Nights. Watchers and Knights