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INTERN ORIENTATION: StonkBrokers Can Start Welcoming Interns To The Firm Soon. Here’s What You Need To Know
Every StonkBroker will be able to welcome up to two Interns to the firm soon. But before these bright eyed, pixelated go getters clock in for their first day, Clutch Markets gave traders the full rundown on the mint and what onboarding these new recruits will mean for the Stonk Exchange. The bullpen is about to get a lot busier with a new class of “go-fers” ready to do it all, from coffee runs to marketing and whatever else their Brokers throw their way on the trading floor,

Kyle
Sep 172 min read


WELCOME TO THE FIRM: Clutch Markets’ 0xSimpleFarmer Announces StonkBroker Interns Are Coming Friday! Here’s What We Know So Far:
StonkBrokers will be getting some help around the trading floor soon as Clutch Markets gets ready to welcome Interns to the firm! On Wednesday, the project announced that its highly anticipated secondary collection, Interns, will be reporting for duty beginning later this week. “This Friday, September 18th, The Interns by StonkBrokers mint goes live on Robinhood Chain,” the proejct’s Founder 0xSimpleFarmer tweeted. “Tomorrow (Thursday the 17th at 3:00 PM EST), there will be a

Kyle
Sep 162 min read


FROM DARKNESS TO DILEMMA: Meebits X Clutch Markets’ NightShades Knights Hit A $51 Million Market Cap Before Holders Faced The Ultimate Question: When Do They Sell?
The darkness giveth and the darkness taketh away. But that’s just the beginning! On Wednesday, the second ever Darkness descended on Robinhood Chain, sucking liquidity from three of NightShades’ factions, Ghosts, Watchers, and Zombies, and giving it all to the Knights. The shift sent the Knights’ token soaring to a market cap of $51 million! As the Gazette previously reported, NightShades is built around this recurring daily Darkness event, where onchain randomness determines

Kyle
Sep 162 min read


BORED AND BREAKING THE ICE: BAYC Members Will Be Getting Chilly In Charleston Next Month As Ace, GreenVisorGang, And ApeChurch Host A Skating And Poker Side Event!
From ApeGames to countless happy hours, Bored Ape Yacht Club members have been through a lot together in the five years since mint. Yet somehow, plenty of primates still haven’t been properly introduced. That’s about to change in Charleston with an icebreaker that takes the phrase literally! ApeFest 2026 will be getting off to a cold start on October 16th as BAYC members Ace and GreenVisorGang host a first of its kind ice skating side event in Charleston dubbed Apes on Ice!

Kyle
Sep 162 min read


EXTRAORDI-NORMIE TIMES: Adam Weitsman Sweeps 50 More Normies And Teases Another Legendary Artist Collab!
Extraordi-Normie times call for extraordi-Normie measures! The market is down, the CLARITY Act failed to pass, and the Fed just announced its first rate hike in years. So, what does avid NFT collector Adam Weitsman do? What he usually does, of course: sweep Normies, experiment onchain, and help make great art! “Added an additional 50 @normiesART today so would be ready with pixel power when needed to do some more legendary artist collabs with this amazing collection,” Weitsm

Kyle
Sep 161 min read


‘THE GUARDIAN’: Chimpers Makes Adam Weitsman A 1/1 Honoring His Impact Across The NFT Space!
From taking over the HV-MTL project and purchasing nearly 10% of Otherside to supporting NFT collections both big and small, when the NFT space needed him most, Adam Weitsman aped in. And to commemorate everything he’s done, Chimpers made him a 1/1! On Monday, Chimpers took to the timeline with a brand new piece of pixelated artwork created for Weitsman, celebrating the protector of J-Pegs! “The Guardian,” Chimpers tweeted. “ A 1/1 by @TimpersHD, dedicated to @AdamWeitsma

Kyle
Sep 151 min read


TALK KODA TO ME: Yuga Labs Announces Nexus& Chill With Otherside's James Hall During ApeFest 2026! Find Out More:
What’s a little alpha between frens? On Tuesday, Yuga Labs invited Kodas and Otherdeed Expanded landowners to sign up for a little pillow talk with Otherside Lead James Hall! "Nexus & Chill at ApeFest, a first look at what’s on deck for the rest of the year with @imjameshall in the Koda Speakeasy,” Yuga Labs tweeted from its Otherside account. “If you’ll be in Charleston for ApeFest, register here.” Yuga and Hall didn’t tease what they plan to share during the event. But we

Kyle
Sep 151 min read


ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?: Meebits X Clutch Markets NightShades’ First Darkness Event Engulfs Robinhood Chain, Pumping Two Tokens To $4 Million And Crushing Two Others 92%
As the clock struck 10 A.M. ET, darkness fell across Meebits’ onchain trading survival game for the first time. With it came a terror as old as trading itself for some and a euphoric pump for others. And this is just the beginning! On Tuesday, NightShades participants experienced their first Darkness event on Robinhood Chain, sending Knights and Zombie token prices to the shadow realm while Ghosts and Watchers enjoyed a random liquidity injection courtesy of their fallen fren

Kyle
Sep 152 min read


BEEP. BOOP. WADDLE. WADDLE: Rice AI Is Transforming Pudgy Penguins’ Mascot Pax Into A Robot!
From a fat flightless bird huddling on the blockchain to a real life robot that could soon waddle among us! On Monday, Hong Kong based robotics company and Nvidia Inception Program project Rice AI announced that it is teaming up with Pudgy Penguins to bring the brand’s mascot, Pax, to life as a robot companion called the Pengu Minibot. “The rumors were real,” Rice AI tweeted. “We’re extremely proud to announce that Rice Robotics is set to bring a part of @pudgypenguins to lif

Kyle
Sep 141 min read


EVERY PUDGY WAS SIP-PING BO-BA: Pudgy Penguins Announce Kung Fu Tea Collab Bringing Two New Drinks And Little Treats Blind Boxes Nationwide!
From everybody was Kung Fu fight-ing to EVERY PUDGY WAS SIP-PING BOBA! On Monday, crypto’s cutest fat flightless birds announced that they’ll soon be putting the pudgy in Pudgy Penguins with an all new beverage collab that will have crypto consumers and tea connoisseurs waddling to their local Kung Fu Tea! “We’re excited to announce that we are officially entering the beverage category with Kung Fu Tea,” the brand tweeted. “In the coming weeks, we will be in every Kung Fu Tea

Kyle
Sep 142 min read
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