THE BORED APE GAZETTE

Whether Ralph Wiggum grows up to be a principal or a caterpillar is still anyone’s guess. But one thing is certain. Springfield’s favorite nitwit is about to go onchain as a Vibe Code Model Context Protocol, and all that’s left to decide is whether you choo-choo-choose to ape in. Go banana! Over the weekend, Seedify Fund Founder and longtime Web3 builder Meta Alchemist took to the timeline and announced his next project that’s based on the popular Simpson character, Ralph Wig

You’re a wizard, Weitsman! It was a magical Sunday around the swamp as HV-MTL owner Adam Weitsman went bippity-boppity bought, picking up a Zard as his first ever ApeChain NFT.   Following a week of magical purchases spanning Vibetown to the fine art world, Weitsman returned to $Ape and purchased a pixelated wizard. “Tonight I wanted to try to support some nice small collections with great communities that might not get as much exposure as others,” Weitsman tweeted. “Added @Z

From a bot reboot to a limited-time burn. The HV-MTLs are getting a strategy coin next Monday, and it comes with a time-sensitive twist! The HV-MTL’s reboot continued on Saturday when HV-MTL owner Adam Weitsman announced that the project is teaming up with Rhynotic and the TokenWorks team to bring the bots to the Strategy ecosystem.   “HV-MTL x @token_works is launching on 01-26-26!.”     Like TokenWorks’ other strategy coins, the HV-MTL token will be fully onchain, autonomo

From Chimpers supporting Clankers to Clankers supporting Chimpers. On Sunday, HV-MTL owner and NFT enthusiast Adam Weitsman purchased a rare, pixelated primate from Chimpers’ exclusive 1/1 Genesis collection because builders support builders!   “My first   @ChimpersHQ genesis added to the collection this morning,” Weitsman tweeted. “Wanted to keep my promise and show support to this amazing community. Special thanks to @seedphrase for putting me and the seller together. Hop

It’s Chimpers supporting clankers on the timeline today, after the Chimpers project announced it has added several HV-MTLs to its treasury. Beep. Boop. Bought and supported. On Saturday, Chimpers announced that it had purchased 15 HV-MTL bots to show support for Adam Weitsman and the work he’s been doing to unite the NFT space and bring the fun back onchain. “We believe in backing builders who genuinely push Web3 forward, especially those building on   @apecoin and strengthe

The state of the NFT market looks as strong as it has in years, as HV-MTL owner and avid NFT collector Adam Weitsman adds a rare XCOPY piece minted all the way back in 2019. Another day, another grail. On Friday, Adam Weitsman announced that he had acquired an onchain artwork by XCOPY titled The State of Us (Blue) in an over the counter deal. “Special thank you  @eli_schein, @XCOPYART,” Weitsman tweeted along with a Gif of the work depicting a doomscrolling figure staring at

The token works and so does this form of funding! As the memecoin trenches heat back up on the backs of developer coins being deployed on creators’ behalf, TokenWorks creator Rhynotic is reminding everyone that he built a funding model similar to this emerging meta; but without the millstone of a bundled shitcoin unwittingly getting hung around builders’ necks.   “With "lets fund creators" making the rounds again, i've gone ahead and made the FundingWorks platform open to the

Three Kodas are better than 1!  On Friday, HV-MTL owner and notable NFT collector Adam Weitsman took to the timeline to welcome not one, not two, but three new Kodas to his top tier collection. After weeks of high end NFT purchases across the Web3 world  from Vibetown to Quirksville Weitsman returned to the Otherside and welcomed three more Kodas home.   “I’ll always have a special place for my Yuga fam the most. Ape for life,” Weitsman tweeted tagging the BAYC, Otherside, Ga

There are more questions than answers on the timeline tonight after the Nakamigos project announced its new Cypherpunk Files collection, inviting many longtime holders to claim one for free while the rest of Web3 is encouraged to join in on the lore. But be warned, this rabbit hole could run deep or go nowhere.   Mystery and intrigue have always been at the core of crypto. From the very beginning, the unknown identity of Satoshi Nakamoto has fueled endless debate. In more rec

Red light. Green light. No matter the market conditions are, Its always the right time to mint for the meme!   On Friday, the Meebits’ new piece of interactive artwork titled “Red Light, Green Light” made its way into Punk6529’s iconic meme collection, and everyone’s invited to mint their very own voxel tonight. Inspired by the Meebits’ Camogen traits, “Red Light, Green Light” changes colors in real time as the price of Ethereum moves up and down, because, from a certain poin