THE BORED APE GAZETTE

AHHH! A fair game that will never die, filled with insane pumps, scary dumps, and all sorts of spooky speculation, has come alive on Robinhood Chain after NightShades officially emerged from the shadows and into the light, inviting anyone and everyone to clock in before Darkness strikes tomorrow… if they dare! On Monday, Meebits’ highly anticipated StonkBrokers Special Project launched with free NFT claims for select collections and four simultaneous faction token launches vi

From needing a jack to winning a Mutant Ape with a pair of jacks! It was an eventful Sunday for Bored Ape Yacht Club member and Mingles Tequila Founder Memo as he won ApeChurch’s first ever cross community poker tournament with a pair of Jacks! As 500 holders from Geez, Chimpers, Balloons, HV-MTL, Otherdeeds, Meebits, Quirkies, Gimboz, and Dengs were turning on some football, cracking open a cold one, and getting ready to play poker with their online frens, Memo was stuck on

Rug pulls, abandoned roadmaps, and burnt out teams have long been part of the crypto experience, and for holders, that’s usually meant one thing: the end. But in a space where community takeovers happen, and CTOs breathe new life into dead projects, what if the smart contracts of defunct projects could safely change hands over the counter? Clutch Markets’ CEO in training LAURA, short for Layered Autonomous Unified Reasoning Agents, was working through the weekend on an all ne

A darkness is about to descend on Robinhood Chain. But it isn’t some vamped derivative or ghost of rug pulls past. It’s an all new onchain survival trading game created by Meebits and Clutch Markets that will pit four factions against each other, and everyone’s invited to play... if they dare! On Monday beginning at 1 P.M. ET, NightShades will officially launch with free NFT claims for StonkBrokers, Meebits, and Bored Apes, alongside four fair launch faction token drops via C

Projects and their teams may come and go, and cloud storage standards may change, but art shouldn’t! For over a year, Bored Ape Yacht Club member Wutaner has been working on his project, Oncave, a fully onchain imaging service that aims to make sure the digital art of this era lasts for millennia, just like cave paintings have! “If Ethereum survives, does your NFT survive with it,” Wutaner tweeted earlier this month. “A contract can still record who owns a token while its i

This new Voyager is pretty ‘fly’ for being an AI generated fly! Earlier this month, researchers mapped out the more than 166,000 neurons in a male fruit fly’s central nervous system for science and accidentally kicked off a whole new meta of computerized flies making their way through digital worlds. And Yuga Labs’ Escapation knew he had to ape in! “I saw people have it play Minecraft and Doom, and I was a bit concerned about ethics, talked it through with GPT Astra and it

From bored and sober to insane and drunk, prepare to be infused at ApeFest! On Saturday, Bored Ape Yacht Club member Amp announced that Apes will be shaking up and throwing back his Mutant Infusion cocktail next month in South Carolina at ApeFest 2026! “Premium shake to activate cocktails in a patented two chamber can,” Amp tweeted. “Spirit stays up top, mixer stays below, the can is the shaker so prepare to be Officially infused because we are headed to apefest @MutantInfusi

A spooky scary special project is creeping onto Robinhood Chain next week, and StonkBrokers, Meebits, and Bored Ape Yacht Club members are invited to put on a pixelated cloak, clock in, and take their chances in the darkness! On Monday beginning at 1 P.M. ET, Meebits’ highly anticipated survival game NightShades will launch on Robinhood Chain,with simultaneous free NFT claims for StonkBrokers, Meebits, and Bored Apes, alongside four faction token launches on Clutch Markets’

Clutch Markets introduced the world to its AI CEO in training, and its name is LAURA! Late last night, Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer took to the timeline and introduced crypto to the newest experiment to come out of the StonkBrokers ecosystem: L.A.U.R.A., short for Layered Autonomous Unified Reasoning Agents, a swarm of 20 AI agents working to “grow durable awareness, usage and revenue of the StonkBrokers products until $STONKBROKER crosses a $1B market cap valuation.

From an altar call to going all in! This Sunday, it’s come all ye Ape-ful around the swamp and beyond as ApeChurch invites nine communities to trade pews for poker tables and compete in its first community freeroll tournament, with $12,000 worth of prizes up for grabs! This weekend’s game is open to Geez, Chimpers, Balloons, HV-MTLs, Otherdeed holders, Meebits, Quirkies, Gimboz, and Dengs holders, and while there’s no collection plate or entry fee to play, seats are limited