THE BORED APE GAZETTE

There, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a StonkBroker collaboration! It was a Teaser Tuesday in Vibetown as the Good Vibes Club took to the timeline and shared an all new, 15 second trailer featuring one of its animated citizens walking home from work before dropping his suitcase in shock at the sight of something above! “What the fuck,” he said as the screen transitioned to the Good Vibes Club logo and the StonkBrokers suitcase. Following the teaser

From check your wallet to crack an egg! Just days after Moonbirds invited Moonbirds, Mythics, Oddities, and $BIRB holders to create their new Orange Cap Games Collector Profiles, the team announced the platform’s first reward: a digital trading card from global investment management firm VanEck’s new trading card game, Market Forces! “The first ever reward to be given out on our new OCG Collector Profile: The @MarketForcesTCG by VanEck x Birb promo card. Earn eggs on the OCG

From files to fits, the first batch of Bored Ape Yacht Club ApeFest merch was declassified this week ahead of October’s event in South Carolina, and everyone is invited to ape in! On Monday, with ApeFest 2026 just 47 days away, the BAYC opened the files on this year’s apparel and launched a one week early access shop featuring a selection of previously classified gear! “ApeFest Early Access is live,” the Club tweeted. “Get your gear before you show up. A selection of this yea

The trenches are about to conduct a hostile takeover of Wall Street! A new short squeeze meta has made its way onchain as deployers pair memecoins against tokenized stocks on Robinhood Chain and now Clutch Markets’ StonkBrokers are getting in on the action! On Monday, after a token dubbed $BONER launched paired against tokenized shares of men’s health company Hims, Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer announced that these kinds of memecoin “Stonks” can now be launched agains

Waddle, you waiting for anon? Six months after Pudgy Penguins opened redemption for its Mystery Box NFTs, tonight is holders’ last chance to choose how they want to uncover what’s inside, either by having their box shipped to their door or ripped and vaulted by collectibles platform DYLI! “Shipping redemption for the @pudgypenguins Mystery Box closes at midnight tonight,” Dyli tweeted. “This is your LAST CALL to ship to you (midnight tonight) or to submit for Live Rips (closi

StonkBrokers, it’s time to suit up and clock in on Wall Street! This Thursday, the epicenter of global finance will transform into the New York Stonk Exchange as Clutch Markets Partner and avid NFT collector Adam Weitsman hosts a StonkBrokers Dinner in the city that never sleeps during NFT NYC! “Robinhood Chain IRL is the ALPHA,” Cltuch Markets tweeted. “If you are a Stonkbroker NFT holder or hold at least 666,666 $STONKBROKER tokens clock In for the Stonkbrokers' NFT NYC V

Absolute sorcery was afoot on Robinhood Chain this afternoon as Mancer officially opened its highly anticipated decentralized exchange on the popular L2! Whether you believe in magic or not, everyone can now trade like a wizard on Mancer and get great fills, set up recurring purchases, and more, all while their tokens stay in their wallets until the moment a trade occurs! “Mancer is now open to the public,” the platform tweeted. “Trade like a wizard. mancer.xyz.” Since its

Birbs and Brokers of a feather finance together! On Sunday, Clutch Markets Founder 0xSimpleFarmer stopped by Greeny and CraigCoinPurse’s Weekly Runner Podcast and announced that he’s working with Moonbirds on a special project that will serve as his squawk back at all the StonkBrokers derivatives nesting across Robinhood Chain! “It's going to be our answer to all of the derivatives that have launched,” he teased. “I am keenly aware, and at one point I was like, is this annoyi

The Mutant Ape Yacht Club’s fifth anniversary festivities are continuing into spooky season this year after the Bored Ape Yacht Club teased some insane new merch! Things were anything but boring on Friday as the 12,180 Mutant Apes celebrated five years since M1 and M2 serums first hit Apes’ lips! From Mutants getting together in LA to primates painting the timeline green with post after post of snotty looking Apes, the BAYC upped the insanity and announced brand new Mutant

Pump in the night or dump in the dark? This spooky season, the Meebits are teaming up with Clutch Markets for an onchain survival game where some spooky speculators’ bags will pump, while others’ holdings will be decimated by darkness every evening! This weekend, the Meebits released the “nightpaper” for their new game, NightShades, which is coming to Robinhood Chain sometime this September! The game features four factions, Ghosts, Zombies, Watchers, and Knights, each repre