THE BORED APE GAZETTE

Clocking in and mining randomness on Robinhood Chain is about to get a whole lot easier thanks to FounderFi founder and StonkBroker PureBredCrypto! In the 21 days since Clutch Markets’ StonkBrokers rang the opening bell on Robinhood Chain, brokers have been clocking in across an ever growing ecosystem of projects, platforms, and protocols. One of the biggest projects to emerge from that ecosystem so far has been ApeChain builder Uncle Mac’s DERP, Decentralized Entropy from Re

No matter where NFTs are minted, prolific collector Adam Weitsman has that collector dog in him, so it’s only fitting that he made his way to the Dogecoin ecosystem! On Friday, Weitsman officially aped into not only a new collection, but an entirely new blockchain when he picked up a pooch from Dogecoin’s Doginal Dogs! “Excited to share I’ve finally joined the @doginaldogs community,” he tweeted. “10,000 dogs inscribed on Dogecoin, started as a free mint in 2024, and it’s gro

See you in South Carolina! Things were anything but boring yesterday as the window for Bored Ape Yacht Club members to claim their ApeFest 2026 tickets officially opened! Like previous ApeFests, tickets are being distributed on a first come, first served basis. BAYC members can claim one complimentary ticket, though attendees must place a refundable $169 deposit to reserve their spot. Plus One tickets will cost $269. But unlike years past, this year’s ticketing process

From Faze Banks to Faze broker! On Thursday, longtime NFT collector and Market Bubble co-host FaZe Banks purchased StonkBroker #271 for 7.68 ETH, or $14,605 USD. Prior to tonight’s pickup, Banks joined his Market Bubble co-host Ansem on stream, where the two explained why they like the stonk. “The two parts that really jumped out at me were NFTs. I still own fucking CryptoPunks. That’s how I got introduced to crypto in the first place,” Banks said. “So I check the NFTs, and

Ground Control to Major Stonk! The second ever Special Project to come out of the Clutch Markets' StonkBrokers ecosystem just launched, and it’s on a mission to become the Jupiter of Robinhood Chain offically began! On Thursday, BlockHash founder and developer Michael Hirsch, better known as The SlopFather, officially launched Mancer, a trustless, custody-less Dex where traders can place limit orders and recurring buys without ever locking up their funds! With Mancer, users

From the trading floor to the fryers! On Thursday, longtime Mutant Ape BullMktRich lived up to his name and made history after trading a StonkBroker and 2.69 ETH for a fast food working primate, acquiring his first ever Bored Ape via Yuga Labs’ Grails OTC swap platform. “Put the fries in the mothafuckin’ bag My first BAYC acquired,” BullMktRich tweeted. “ THANK YOU @GrailsOTCfor a seamless & SMOOTH swap.” But BullMktRich didn’t choose just any Ape. After considering se

The window to claim your ApeFest 2026 tickets opens tomorrow, but tonight every Bored Ape Yacht Club member should take a moment to check their Glyph account and make sure they're ready. Things will be anything this Thursday beginning at 12 P.M. ET when ApeFest 2026 tickets officially drop. Like previous ApeFests, tickets will be available on a first come, first served basis. BAYC members can claim one complimentary ticket, though attendees must place a refundable $169 depo

If trading in the trenches is the modern day Colosseum, then Bored Ape Yacht Club member Koko is the ape in the arena. While many Apes know him as the founder of ApeChurch, Koko has also spent years navigating crypto's ever changing memecoin markets. No matter the chain or the meta, if tokens are running, chances are Koko is somewhere deep in the trenches searching for rugged projects that could make a comeback, memorable characters that might take over the timeline, and, m

Things have been anything but boring on Robinhood Chain since its launch last month, and one Bored Ape Yacht Club member is hoping to get more Apes and ApeCoin holders in on the action. Later this week, BAYC member All City and a team of primates from around the swamp will launch $CLOCKIN, an all new "theme coin" on Clutch Markets' soon to launch memecoin launchpad, Stonk Launcher. “Born from the Stonkbroker brand and pushed relentlessly by its community, the CLOCK IN mantra

It was a somber day around the swamp on Tuesday after crypto native social platform OpenPage announced that it would officially closing down, bringing an end to its three year efforts to build a social layer for what the team believed would become an open, interoperable metaverse. “After careful consideration, we've made the difficult decision to sunset OpenPage,” the team wrote. “We believed the Open Metaverse would emerge as a shared, interoperable layer across ecosystems,