THE BORED APE GAZETTE

Forget horoscopes and soothsayers. $Apes prefer to learn what the future holds in cookie form. Earlier this month, ApeChain builder Tom DeCicco launched a project that isn’t about hype or the current meta, but instead focuses on fate, chance, and vibes; all wrapped up in onchain fortune cookies.     “Fortune Cookie s a small onchain ritual built for ApeChain,” Tom said. “At its core, it is a once-per-day mint where anyone can spend 1 APE, crack open a digital fortune cookie,

From the swamp to the igloo! On Sunday, HV-MTL owner and NFT collector Adam Weitsman officially joined the huddle after adding a Pudgy Penguins NFT to his portfolio.   “First @pudgypenguins tonight added to collection,” Weitsman wrote. “Have met ALOT of really good people in that community so thought I should show my support plus @LucaNetz always responds 24/7 if I have any question about the collection which I def respect that for sure ….”     Weitsman’s new NFT is Pudgy P

Luck be a Penguin tonight! Drawings and dreams became reality in Las Vegas last week after Pudgy Penguins took over the Las Vegas Sphere, with the brand’s lead artist reminding everyone that in Web3, you can really just do things. Over the weekend, Pudgy Penguins artist Afiq took to the timeline to share a behind-the-scenes look at the concept art that eventually became the brand’s minute-long Sphere ad this Christmas. “You can actually draw things into existence,” he tweeted

NFTs are a lot like aliens,  both have a community here on Earth that wants to believe they’re real against all odds. There was a close encounter of the Meeb kind on Sunday, as not one but two Alien Meebits beamed out of OpenSea user ZoomC’s wallet after being purchased by two different buyers: an unidentified anon and a longtime Meeb maxi named Joker.     The anonymous buyer and Joker each scooped up their new Alien,  also known as a Visitor Type Meeb  for 28 ETH ($82,600 US

It’s a sad day for style around the swamp and across the broader Web3 world after Bored Ape Yacht Club member DevAllo announced that he’s shutting down his popular platform, Bored Closet, after no longer being able to afford keeping it running. “It’s time to hang up the hangers,” Bored Closet tweeted this morning. “With heavy hearts, we’re announcing that the Closet is shutting down. We’ve reached a point where we’re no longer able to keep it running. We’re incredibly gratefu

The Bored Ape Yacht Club got a gift that will keep on giving this Christmas after ApeCo Head of DeFi 0xSimpleFarmer announced that a portion of revenue from his Clutch Markets platform will go toward perpetual primate buybacks when it launches in early 2026! Amid the holiday hoopla across the timeline this week, ApeChain’s native Polymarket style parlay platform, Clutch Markets, left a gift under the metaphorical tree that could benefit Apes for years to come.   “Clutch Labs

From the blockchain to the Sphere, and now across the timeline. Pudgy Penguins’ recent Las Vegas marketing campaign is getting attention not only on the Strip, but all across X. Crypto is down. NFTs are down even worse, and plenty of people think they’re dead. And yet, accounts like Greg, Clown World, and even Walter Bloomberg spent Christmas tweeting about flightless birds that live on Ethereum.   “What the hell is going on In Las Vegas,” Clown World asked its 3.1 million fo

Yuga Labs will be breaking on through to the Otherside faster than ever after the company acquired the Unreal Engine based creator platform that powers the metaverse, bringing the tech fully in house around the swamp. 2026 is shaping up to be anything but boring across the swamp, the Nexus, and the 100,000 Otherdeeds that make up the $Ape powered metaverse after Yuga Labs CEO Garga announced that the company has acquired the technology and team that have been working on Other

From Sentimental to Sappy! Santa Wab is sending in the Seals the day after Christmas as one of Web3’s cutest collections arfs into the world of plushie collectibles and takes over the timeline. From the swamp to the igloo and everywhere in between, the season of giving is getting sappy as the Sappy Seals first edition plushies begin arriving at holders’ doorsteps in real life.     “Christmas is saved and my daughter is losing her mind,” RocketGPT tweeted. “Ty   @sappyseals ..

Ho ho hold up? Popular YouTuber and Liquid Marketplace co-founder Logan Paul left a lump of coal in the stockings of his users this Christmas after addressing withdrawal issues on the platform and a growing scandal surrounding a PSA 10 Pikachu Illustrator card set to be auctioned at Goldin this February. On Christmas Eve, Paul took to the timeline, with replies turned off,  to address concerns surrounding Liquid Marketplace, a platform that allows users to buy and sell fracti