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BEGINNER’S LUCK OR A “BURDENSOME-MIX” OF INSIDER INFORMATION?: A PolyMarket Bettor Turned $30K Into $400K Betting On Maduro’s Removal
Beginner’s luck or a “Burdensome-Mix” of profiting on insider information? As the world reacts to the end of Nicolás Maduro’s reign in Venezuela, an anonymous Polymarket bettor who goes by the name “Burdensome-Mix” is $400,000 richer after betting big that the longtime despot would be removed from office by the end of the month. On Saturday morning, the world changed. The United States announced that a special forces unit had arrested Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro and his

Kyle
Jan 33 min read


A SPIRITED START TO THE NEW YEAR: HV-MTL Owner Adam Weitsman Adds A Spirit Azuki To His NFT Collection
The spirit of Web3 and NFTs is alive and well heading into 2026 as HV-MTL owner Adam Weitsman adds a Spirit Azuki to his top tier collection. The new year got off to a spirited start on Wednesday after Weitsman acquired Azuki #4357 from popular trader and Web3 personality MINHxDYNASTY in an over the counter deal that appears to total at least 13.5 ETH, or roughly $40,000 USD, according to OpenSea data. “Thank you @MINHxDYNASTY for trusting me tonight with your @Azuki

Kyle
Jan 23 min read


NEW YEAR, NEW LOOK: This Pudgy Penguin Turned Grok Into a Barber And Together They’re Giving Everyone Bowl Cuts!
From models to the Federal Reserve chair, no one is safe from this Pudgy Penguin, who’s turned Grok into a barber, and they are handing out bowl cuts to everyone on the timeline! Bitcoin and Pudgy Penguin maxi SlimSats is leaving charts and figures in 2025, opting instead to start the year with scissors and AI as he hands out bowl cuts in the comment sections of celebrities both inside and outside of Web3, and he’s making quite the buzz. “Grok, give this man a bowlcut haircut

Kyle
Jan 21 min read


NEW YEAR, NEW PFP: Ethereum's Vitalik Buterin Changes His Profile Photo To A Milady And Give's His ETH New Year's Resolutions!
In Chinese culture, 2026 is the Year of the Horse, but in the Ethereum ecosystem, it’s already shaping up to be the Year of Milady after Vitalik Buterin swapped his profile picture to an esoteric anime girl and shared the two things he hopes to accomplish this year, along with how he plans to do it. A new year, a new profile photo, and a fresh set of resolutions from Ethereum’s Vitalik quickly took over the timeline on Thursday, all centered around one core mission:“To build

Kyle
Jan 22 min read


POSH PIXELS: X’s Suit Guy Derek Guy Gives The Meebits Suit Trait His Stamp Of Approval
You’re going to like the way you voxel, I guaran-Meeb it! From double-breasted jackets to peak lapels, suits come in all shapes and styles, and the Meebits collection’s most dapper drip is now officially Derek Guy approved. On New Year’s Day, Put This On editor and social media menswear savant Derek Guy opened the floor to style questions from anyone who donated at least $20 to a nonprofit cat rescue, Friends of Bear Cat Rescue. Amid the flood of questions, Meebits owner Se

Kyle
Jan 11 min read


ART OF THE FLYWHEEL: TokenWorks’ New Index Strategy Coin Will Buy NFTs Across All 500 Art Blocks Collections!
The place “where algorithms become art” is about to collide with “a playground for onchain ideas,” as TokenWorks prepares to launch a first of its kind Index Strategy Token focused entirely on Art Blocks! On Wednesday, TokenWorks announced that it plans to bring flywheel mechanics to the digital art scene in early 2026 with $AB500STR, a new index strategy token that perpetually purchases works from all 500 Art Blocks collections on a continuous loop. Like other strategy c

Kyle
Dec 31, 20252 min read


JUST PUT THE FRIES AND THE POKEMON IN THE BAG: McDonalds Happy Meals And Pokemon Cards May Be On The Menu This February!
Just put the fries and the Pokémon cards in the bag! Rumors were circulating on X today that everyone could soon be catching Pokémon and grabbing a bite at McDonald’s, after popular Pokémon outlet PokéBeach reported that the iconic fast food brand may be putting Pokémon cards in Happy Meals this February. “The speculation stems from a leaked internal listing of McDonald’s Happy Meal toy schedules for 2026, which reportedly includes a Pokemon Trading Card Game promo pack.” P

Kyle
Dec 30, 20251 min read


GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR $APE: ApeCoin’s Next Exodus Rising Mission Is About To Blast Off, But First, Everyone Needs To Create A Crew!
Ground control to Major $Ape! Commencing countdown, engines on. Check ignition, and may God’s love be with you. The countdown clock is ticking around the swamp tonight, and everyone has T-minus 24 hours to get their crews together before Chapter Two of ApeChain’s popular NFT activation, Exodus Rising, blasts off. “Sign up for Exodus Rising Chapter II by Dec. 31st to navigate the skies beyond Outbreak together with the ApeChain community in pursuit of rewards and leaderboard

Kyle
Dec 30, 20252 min read


BEHIND THE APE: After Losing His Artist Father, BAYC Member Crowey Found Support Around The Swamp And Shared His Dad’s Work With The World
Behind every Ape PFP is a real person celebrating life’s highs and navigating its lows as best they can. One of those people is Bored Ape Yacht Club member Crowey. This holiday season, Crowey suffered a sudden and heartbreaking loss when his father passed away. But in the midst of grief, he found support from his online community and discovered a way to give his father a legacy that will live onchain. “This is the hardest post I’ve ever written. Two weeks ago, my father pas

Kyle
Dec 29, 20253 min read


HEADS UP, HV-MTLs: Adam Weitsman Reminds Everyone To Reactivate Their Bots Before The January 5 Deadline!
HV-MTLs aren’t spare parts rusting onchain anymore, as the collection’s new owners, Adam Weitsman and Gabe, prepare to reboot the project in 2026. But before that can begin, holders need to reactivate their bots. It’s the last Monday of 2025, and things are chaotic across Web3 and beyond as people juggle tax loss harvesting and time with their families. But amid the holiday hustle, HV-MTL owner and prolific NFT collector Adam Weitsman reminded his holders to take a moment an

Kyle
Dec 29, 20252 min read
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